Red Vining

The act of wrapping two penises around each other for sexual pleasure.

I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...

by SavingYouth December 8, 2012

voting

something that should only be reserved for informed people

Voting by stupid people is the biggest problem in America today.

by [e-mail] February 2, 2008

red vining

When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)

The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.

by joe bro December 5, 2012

Voting

A way to show that you promote and support ageism.

Crack Addict 1: I support ageism and the number 18 controlling the world, so I'm going to be voting in the U.S. Presidential election.
Crack Addict 2: Good going, man!

by A O M December 9, 2008

NOT VOTING

VOTE!! FOR WHO? WHOEVER WINS WILL SCREW IT UP ANYWAYS.

NOT VOTING FOR A NEW ASSHOLE.

by baroba March 10, 2009

red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like the two snakes on the medical alert braclents

Me and Ashton had a good time red vining last night, almost two complete revolutions!

by mrsomebody December 6, 2012

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017