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Vom-Jolt 

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name
Vom-Jolt by a la w September 21, 2013
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In direct relation to strug city but referring to the night before and vomiting. This is the result of too much drinking.
"How was last night?"
"Dude, I was so vom city"
vom city by Troubledanger October 31, 2013
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A disgustingly sentimental Rom-com
"How was the film?"
"It was a vom-com, so pretty shit..."
Vom-com by alex01234 November 29, 2015

proj vom 

to vomit in a projectile manner, esp. if it makes it across the room
Oh shit! That dude just proj vommed the bar tender. Wow, fuckin' Jager...
proj vom by Magda1 January 12, 2008

strategic vom 

A big vomit just before you go to sleep so you won't wake up deathly hungover (or die in your sleep)
"Man, if it weren't for that strategic vom last night when I got home from dinner at my boss's house, I wouldn't even be around to share this story"
strategic vom by strategicvom April 4, 2009

Photo vom 

Inserting oneself into someone else's picture while vomiting, unbeknownst to the people taking the picture.
Nina photo vommed some tourists on the steps Rocky ran up after a long and hot run.
Photo vom by Greg123456778 June 8, 2015
A tactical vomit, used to relieve oneself of crippling illness. Most common during or in the aftermath of heavy drinking. See Tac-Yac
I felt like shit, but I snuck in a cheeky little tac-vom, and now I feel great.
tac-vom by nmb1908 May 8, 2014