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visalia

A small farm town that treasures its fertile land and women. Currently has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the nation and air quality that makes LA seem clean. Its inhabitants’ offspring typically get educated at schools that battle over cow hides and drink in abandon fields, typically close to ditches. Visalians are classified as those who leave or those who stay. Those that leave can be found in random of places through out the world.
You are from Visalia? Where the hell is that?
by Mr. Pelota October 13, 2005
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but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
by Yams August 4, 2007
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visala

a person who is pretty, nice, smart, kind, funny, loveable, amazing, cool, and awesome. everyone respects and loves a visala.
My best friend is such a visala.
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Nigger Visa

A visa that is maxed and therefore is good for nothing.
Wow Tyrone has a Visa Gold!
-Ya but it's a nigger visa, he can't even buy a bucket of chicken with it.
by Rebel88 September 7, 2007
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Pink Visa

Charging something to the Pink Visa means:

1. getting something for free that a guy or an unattractive girl would have to pay for.

2. Getting a discount on something, i.e., a rental car, because you are hot.
Jeff: How much was that shot of Jameson?
Claire: Beats me. I put it on the Pink Visa.
by Eustace Tilley March 25, 2009
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North Vista Secondary School

A shit school with shit people
by anonymous August 20, 2021
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ViSTAiDS

The result of installing the Windows Vista "Operating System" onto a partition. Once you realize how horrible Vista is, you will want to uninstall it and switch back to XP or a UNIX distro. But you will not be able to do this, as your hard drive will have Vistaids. You will have to download Vistaids cure tools to remove the aids.
"OMFG I can't install Windows XP because my hard drive has Vistaids!
by LONGPOKE May 27, 2008
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