Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".

Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".

by lee-lou May 23, 2010

anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard

hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids

Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard

by Scurbird September 30, 2020

vineyard__

A very handsome guy sipping on vine while having fun

He is such a vineyard__

by Lonely bob February 9, 2023

Martha's Vineyard

The black Nantucket or a place where rich black people go for vacation

Rich white friend: Hey where are you going for the summer?
Rich black friend: Oh my family and I are headed up to Martha's Vineyard.
Rich white friend: What's that?
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket.

by thegirlwithsixchins November 28, 2017

Vinyard Vines

An extreme prep store as defined by themselves. Part of Martha's Vinyard, a "J.Crew"-like style only more over priced and douchier. Common products are items you may find an adult, who often has an annual income in the mid to high six-figure range, wearing. A style very similar to the ass hole boyfriend, Daniel Cosgrove, in "National Lampoon's: Van Wilder", or Dan Aykroyd's initial character in "Trading Places". Often worn by Frathole or Slutority on the college level.

"Yo bro! U tryna max out your dad's amex? Let's go h.a.m. at Vinyard Vines. Heard the new line is in."

"OMG slut, just bought my new rain jacket at Vinyard Vines. It was a steal for only $200."

by Mason Neely December 25, 2011

Vineard

Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde)
One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives or Cat Pee

"Dude, do you have a cat??"
"Why??"
"Because your room smells like Vineard!!!"

by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005