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Anal Vigilante

One who is extremely vigilant of open (or closed) anuses and likes to ram their penis into the anal track at every given moment. This is a cross between your eveyday vigilant citizen and a anal whore; forming a super being who ramms penis into dirt tracks like a penis plumber. An extremist version of the Anal Frigulator to put it simply.
Dunstan, you're such an anal vigilante, your trying to insert your penis into my anal depths. STOP!
by omfgscrub January 4, 2006
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Left Lane Vigilante

The asshole who is driving the speed limit in the left lane creating a long line of cars behind them because they think they are going fast enough.
I was behind a left lane vigilante today so I tailgated her and kept my high beams on.
by FoxNewser July 23, 2008
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Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.
That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
by Kittlizzpizz June 29, 2010
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Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.
I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011
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Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)

This low-life Michael Edward Wilson drives around Belmont, NC and surrounding areas, causing altercations and then video taping the reaction. He posts his videos on youtube MW77698 and tries so hard to make himself out to be the victim. He is a danger to society. He instigates dangerous situations and will even follow you to your destination. He enjoys stalking teenage girls and screaming vulgar words at them. He is known to carry a gun. Every police department, fire department and emergency service is aware of his dangerous actions and have even placed an alert on his address. If you find yourself in front of him or behind him on the road, you will more than likely see yourself on youtube that evening, regardless if you were doing anything wrong. This man is a danger to society and the public should be informed!
Tony: Hey man, I heard you had a run in with the "Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)"
Mike: Yeah, he got behind me and started filming me as I drove.
Tony: I heard he lives on South Point Rd. in Belmont, NC?
Mike: Yeah, be careful driving around Gaston County, that's where he stalks. You can google him, all his information is public.
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Internet Vigilante Machine

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.
Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.
by Zelnick again February 19, 2009
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Good Vibe Vigilante(GVV)

GOOD VIBE VIGILANTE(GVV)
"The World's Most Unconventional Philanthropist"
"Let Kindness Be your Own Legacy"

- Good Vibe Vigilante(GVV)

"The World's Most Unconventional Philanthropist"
by octogaming May 24, 2021
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