Vegetarian

1. Usaully a nice, considerate person who cares about their body and animals. They're sweet and a little hippy-ish, but totally okay. Give them a hug.

2. An annoying as hell future PETA member who looks down on you for eating naturally. Probably loves animals more than people, and will tell this to you and their children because they have a stick up their ass and fart dust. They give vegetarians a BAD reputation. Fuck 'em.

1. That vegetarian girl was really nice; she shared her carrot sticks and gave me some diet tips.

person 1: Hey want pepperoni on your pizza?
person 2: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
person 1: Okay, that's cool.

2. That fucking bitch was a vegetarian so she spat on my hamburger and then cried over some chicken wings, and then clawed my eyes out when I told her I like meat. I hope her cat shits on her pillow.

person 1: Hey want pepperoni on your pizza?
person 2: OH MY GOD YOU EVIL ROTTEN FAT MONSTER, HOW DARE YOU EAT A POOR DEFENSELESS LITTLE ANIMAL!! ROT IN HELL!!!
person 1: ...fucking vegetarian.

by dumbassi'llmakeyounumb-ass April 9, 2009

Vegetarian option

An alternative dish for those who choose not to participate in the consumption of meat and meat products

1. Hi do you have a vegetarian option?
2. Yes, you can fuck off

by lord blythe March 10, 2009

vegetarian

Someone who does not eat the meat of any animal. Not even fish or chicken as some would like to think.

I laughed at the silly omnivore who said vegetarians were weak because they didn't eat meat. It was so sad to me that she didn't realize I was a black-belt in Jiu-Jitsu and an award winning weight-lifter who didn't even take any supplements as I proceeded to mop the floor with her fat animal killing ass.

True story.

by Punk Kitten April 22, 2004

vegetarian

1)A person who doesn't eat any kind of meat, including fish or poultry.
2)An awesome person.
Many omnivores think that we go around preaching every damn minute of the day about our opinions...NEWSFLASH, not every vegetarian does that you know.

Meat eater: Hey look there's a stupid vegetarian, hey are you gonna preach to us?
Vegetarian: Um..no. Go away.

by verybored July 10, 2005

Vegetarian

A modern diet followed by people who, for various reasons, don't eat animals. Eating animals used to be necessary in the stone age, but we now have the knowledge and resources to follow a healthy vegan diet. Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible to follow a vegetarian diet and still consume adequate protein. Soy products and other legumes contain amounts of protein comparable to meat, and also contain less fat. Most vegetarians are thinner and healthier than people who eat meat, and live on average 7 years longer.

Who wants some yummy scorched animal muscles slathered in partially congealed cooked blood and fat?
Um, no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

by Amanda is Naff July 9, 2003

vegetarian

people who don't eat animal flesh.

But eat some products.

It's not hard as words go.

"I don't eat anything with eyes, except potatoes."

by matthew sheffield July 26, 2003

Cannibalistic Vegetarian

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.

Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.

by Tofu June 24, 2004