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This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian
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Valentin

A male who is usually from/of Russian background, cocky, can get extremely egotistical, is found to be most likely born as a Leo. With honor and humble pride, he strictly believes in what he knows is right and doesn't permit anyone or anything to falter his thoughts.

Symbol is of a lion because of how demanding, closed off, powerful way he can react. Is known to be a really deep person who could pass as a motivational speaker or someone who sees the positivity and consequences for himself and make his mind on what he knows fits for him.

Valentins keep secrets. They have difficulty trusting just anyone and it is really difficult to earn their trust. One who disproves themselves to them, they close their heart off to them for awhile.

Valentins get hurt easily. Inside is a bottle filled to the top with painful emotions and it would take years to empty/release it all. They have been hurt in the past and have trust and honesty issues with people they meet.

Deep rich brown eyes, brown hair, their usual tall height and addicting laugh makes them a hit with people around them. They carry a charisma that makes others want to be close to them, but they themselves don't always realize it.

Although they are known for being such douches at times, they aren't capable of being hated. They are loveable, caring, understanding, amazing people.

People underestimate them until they get to know them... Not close with them? You're missing out from living on high.
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Nolan: Babe, that friend you have is a total knockout, how'd you find a guy like that?

Eve: I worked the magic, haha, nah, Valentin and I met after climbing the same palm tree back in Tampa.

Nolan: He's a Valentin??????

Eve: The one and only.

Nolan: Mann, I need to find myself a Valentin.

Eve: You can only dream :)

Nolan: I already am.
by PliableEpicNolanxx January 24, 2014
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Valenswine's Day

The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.

February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.

It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.

Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
by TaylorHoward January 27, 2011
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valeene

Valeene is a genuine gem to always hold on to. She is always the person to make you smile when your down and will try to help make things better. Very loving and caring to all they meet and love. They are the type of person to always have your back, make sure your okay when your not, and give her last just to help someone they really care for. If you ever have met a Valeene in your life, keep her close and always have her back because she would do it in a heartbeat.
Valeene is a very attractive person. Beautiful Best Awesome Wonderful Genuine Woman
by .M.13. June 11, 2016
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Valentijn

Valentijn is a very sweet and lovely guy who cares a lot about his friends and his girlfriend and spreads a lot of positivity. He has beautiful eyes in which you immediately drown and his smile is more than perfect. Valentijn tends to like girls named Jill, which is not so weird, cause who doesn't want to be around a Jill every day? Jill's love for him is also bigger than anything in the world.
Who doesn't want to be around a Valentijn?

OMG, did you see Valentijn over there?! He has the most beautiful smile ever.
by Queeny ♡ April 16, 2020
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Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.
(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”
by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021
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Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
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