Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels

My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response

by otter2388 September 18, 2012

vascocongestion

The official word for Blue Balls

Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck

by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005

Vasovaginal

The act of passing out or otherwise being rendered unconscious during vaginal penetration. Typically achieved by fisting.

She told me to go elbow deep, so I did; next thing I knew, she had a vasovaginal episode and was out.

by The_Vanilla_Gorilla September 17, 2012

Vasobo

A vagina with a chicken finger

"Damn, that bitch has got one hell of a vasobo!!!, dont choke on that thing!"

"I was starting to go down on this girl and almost choked on her vasobo"

by Somersseedz November 15, 2011

varkoff

Is funny person but can be very disturbing at times also has a very small um.....d jk.....d

Varkoff is.....d

by its_m3_duh August 1, 2014

vasovagal syncope

Losing consciousness ,passing out, and cross faded

The loss of consciousness was due to vasovagal syncope

by Mammafox January 28, 2018

Vesko

1. Fucking awesome
2. Ninja
3. Half man, half horse, half machine

Did you hear how Dave smashed 3 chicks yesterday after he drank a whole bottle of vodka by himself . He went full Vesko

by Shiningwaffle February 12, 2019