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Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...
by The Clipper May 29, 2008
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Validify

What some people say when they mean validate.
"I spoke to the mayor to validify what i had read in the paper."
"Dude that word has no business existing, you mean validate."
by El~Zilcho November 12, 2007
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He is the best Boyfriend you ever got he have a big tralala and he is a good lover. If you know himmyou can be pround.
Boah look at Valdrin his dsquared his tralala looks so big.
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tiktok user valedance07

this user gets spammed by group accs and is also a bula, (this is a tiktok star valedance07 with 700 and something followers)
hey have you seen tiktok user valedance07 's new tiktok?

No? why?
oh she got tons of comments from group accs again
damn silly vale
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valedictorian

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.
Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.
by patrick wood July 31, 2008
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Validation Fest

The art by which people get dressed up and go to nightclubs and pretend not to be noticed only to secretly be in desperate need for acceptance and validation
girls dressing like sluts, guys trying to talk to girls - they are all seeking approval and its nothing but a validation fest
by maniacswin February 24, 2010
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Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.
YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.
by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008
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