Vaginal Baggage

A woman who uses here femininity to get what she wants out of others in a deceitful manner to suit her own needs, while psychotically and hypocritically accusing others of doing the same. She will lie, cheat, and basically do anything to get leverage on others.

Yo that bitch comes around here unloading her vaginal baggage on everyone because she doesn't want to follow the rules and reality is too overwhelming for her. There isn't a tampon in the world that can hold that amount of vaginal baggage. In other words, bitch needs to go.

by Genna tayleeah May 12, 2013

stretchage vaginalism

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver

man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

by smoother than silk August 24, 2009

vagina stomp

when a girl is on top riding her partner's penis and all of a sudden it slips out and she goes back down on it when the penis is not lined up to insert itself into the vagina therefore hitting the bone and creating a vicious bend of the penis causing pain to the dick area

So last night was really good until she vagina stomped me.

by Luke G May 18, 2008

Vagina heartbeat

This happens when you get really horny and a nerve in your vagina jumps

Jaclyn: "yesterday David was over my house kissing my neck "
Rachel:" did you do anything with him "
Jaclyn: "No...i was so horny I was getting heartbeats in my vagina "
Rachel: "Vagina heartbeats!!"

by Ciswavy May 8, 2018

Vagina

The most magical place in all the world.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world!
Person 1: Jamaica??
Person 2: No idiot! The vagina.
Person 1: Lucky...

by Hawkman92 May 21, 2009

Vagina Wing Wang

Don't use this word. Its the atom bomb of all cusses and when you use it has similar effects. Shit gets real if you have to lay down the law with these destructive slang

"That kid is such a vagina wing wang"... Massive explosion and everyone dies.

by ZacharyAttackary October 19, 2011

Vagina Acapulco

Occurs when you place an empty taco shell within the folds of a woman's labia, then lay a miniature sombrero on her boosh.

Me and my girl were feeling spicy last night so we took a trip south of the border and I had a little Vagina Acapulco.

by LeCobra April 25, 2011