Unity Jr. High

Easiest place to lose your virginity.
Girls from 7th grade be lookin like Hoes
Dudes postin Fortnite wins on snap
Teachers be flexin on kids

Unity jr. high school. Don’t do drugs

by ThiskidBoi69 May 26, 2018

United

When you lose your temper and drag someone from their seat, smashing their face in the process.

Bitch, don't make me go United on your ass' cause you know I will.

by Daddy DayD April 27, 2017

Unity Jr. High

"Gang-free" my ass. Smfh

Principals-"Unity Jr. High school is a gang free zone."
*gang fight in the hall*

by Th0t.$lay3r October 5, 2019

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.

"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"

by Dg3097 November 24, 2014