Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
by dong tickler April 21, 2010
Get the Gentleman's Umbrellamug. A kink that someone has that involves shoving an umbrella up your vagina, or was, and opening it while it is inside of you. It also involves being turned on by umbrellas, and getting off to umbrellas. It's also, fucking gross.
"You need to get help, that umbrella kink is gross"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
Get the Umbrella Kinkmug. Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own
Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011
Get the Umbrella hoppingmug. by Nigga Pink July 5, 2014
Get the titty umbrellasmug. When a man is making love to a French woman, who is particularly hairy. He takes a mini fold-up umbrella and shoves it into her vagina, then as she is orgasming you open up the umbrella in her vagina, causing incredible pain to the woman. Then, you throw a glass bottle at her, knocking her out.
by Jimmity Criket January 10, 2012
Get the French Umbrellamug. during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
by Dana susan balch September 29, 2007
Get the rusty umbrellamug. by waffleroflol February 26, 2011
Get the Ghetto Umbrellamug.