wank udders

An alternative name for the fine creation that is the breasts.

"Man she had some hot wank udders"
"I've seen better wank udders on your mum"

by Doggers June 03, 2007

Joe udders Cockayne

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical

"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

by Michael Cockayne July 31, 2016

Flip Cow Udders

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.

Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!

by Weakest Link August 23, 2009

big spunky udders

huge paps that have just been jizzed on

"check the big spunky udders on this cow"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

Butter from another udder

Butter made from the milk of any animal other than a cow. ie, human, dog, antelope, giraffe.

Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"

by Big Pimp Daddy February 28, 2011

Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you

Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder

by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020

Rudder those Udders

ruh-der thOHz uh-derz; the act of navigating one's penis between the cresting waves of two large breasts ei. titty fucking

Forget motorboating them titties, I wanna rudder those udders.

by BraynesLives March 15, 2020