typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020

typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).

Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what

by i am child May 12, 2022

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

The Typewriter

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”

Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter

by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025

Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.

Typewriter

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023