typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).

Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what

by i am child May 12, 2022

typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020

typewriting

What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI

"I was so smashed last night, i was TYPEWRITING all the way home"

by LisaMo August 6, 2007

typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard

Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?

by anonymous October 9, 2023

asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter

by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017

Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021