typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020

typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).

Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what

by i am child May 12, 2022

Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.

John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."

by freddywop June 28, 2023

Devil’s Typewriter

Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.

“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”

by Basiloid April 26, 2020

The Typewriter

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”

Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter

by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025

typewriting

What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI

"I was so smashed last night, i was TYPEWRITING all the way home"

by LisaMo August 6, 2007

typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard

Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?

by anonymous October 9, 2023