not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

Tycanorism

a disorder characterized by the inability to sing the correct song lyrics to a given song, or any song.

derived from the word formed by misunderstanding the lyrics, "time can't erase a feeling this strong," in Mariah Carey's 'always be my baby.'

Related forms:
ty⋅can⋅or⋅ist, noun
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅tic, adjective
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅ti⋅cal⋅ly, adverb

"Kyle is so tycanoristic, he always sings the wrong lyrics! And entirely tycanoristically, they're nowhere close to what the song is actually about!"

"I worry about Katie's tycanorism, she thinks most songs are written about moles. It's weird."

"Nate is a total closet tycanorist...but when he gets drunk, he screams out the lyrics he thinks are the right ones, and then we get to make fun of him for a few hours...."

by MrMoodles April 27, 2009

Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome

A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.

Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.

("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)

zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx

deedeeXD34: Huh?

MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.

deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...

by What else is on? October 22, 2008

Tyking

when one acts immaturely/childish (similarly to a tyke or young child)

Rob: Guys, check out this banana suit!
Charlie: Dude, you're tyking.

by CJN4Lyfe September 28, 2009

Emphatic Typing

A way to help others "hear" your tone while typing or reading. Capitalizations used to help animate your typing and dissuade misunderstandings in text.

TOtally missed your pillow idea. LOVE IT. ;-)

I have new apps on my phone & ALL my contacts to re-add

"TOtally" "LOVE IT" "ALL" = Emphatic Typing

by smashleeca November 11, 2009

air-typing

The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)

Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.

by Naytee February 27, 2011

brady typing

An algorithmic method of sorting wherein one presumptuously and slowly makes sure things are in order. Named after the Latin root word "brady" meaning "slow", combined with "typing", a synonym for "sorting".

The bookkeeper was brady typing the books in the library and set a new record: nine days!

by Mr Penguin Monster. December 18, 2016