the twatwaffle

A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.

Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.

by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018

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Twatwaffle

People who are kicked out of the Talk of League City due to the sensitive vaginas in the group.

I got kicked out of Talk of League City on Facebook because they think I am a Twatwaffle!

by A$$hat June 12, 2018

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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

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Twatwaffle

A vagina so stinky you need maple syrup to get near it

Alicia has such a twatwaffle you can smell her from a mile away.

by Jeannabrowntown July 22, 2019

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Twatwaffle

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.

To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.

My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.

by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019

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