twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.

''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''

by Cobs71 October 24, 2008

Twatting

The female equivalent of the tea-bag. I.e. To dip ones "twat" onto another's face.

Bro, that party got crazy last night. Vicky totally twatted elle when she passed out on the couch! Twatting is hilarious!

by Twat1000000 October 14, 2012

twaxing

when someone is being messed up

Alex is really twaxing out here

by sccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc April 19, 2018

twatting

twaht-ting
-verb
The act of posting bitchy complaining tweets on Twitter.

all she ever does is complain, twatting all day long like we actually give a shit.

by Greenhell33 August 12, 2009

Twatting-Meff

a person who is a twat aswell as a meff, twatting kinda replaces fucking...

*enter name* you are a twatting-meff!

by tom-the-midget October 10, 2005

twatting

When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.

My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting

by pfunk815 June 23, 2010

Twatting

When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.

Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting

by Where's The Queef? September 15, 2012