Turner Field

Where drunk and misguided baseball fans go to jump off the upper deck, usually resulting in death.

When I went to Turner Field, some drunk guy fell from the upper deck. Ironically, he was trying to boo A-rod.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

Turner Ashby High School

This is a school full of wannabe e girl thots, slutty cheerleaders, and neckbeards who think gaming should be counted as a sport. Nicknamed Trashby Ashby because all of our sports teams are trash if you thought the football games were disapointing wait until you here the bloodcurdling screeches that is the marching band.

Wanna experience hell without dying? Go to Turner Ashby High School.

by Thebaguettefaguette April 15, 2019

Turner Gill Syndrome

T.G.S. is when you see sunshine and rainbows while you are really looking at a steaming pile of worm infested shit.

Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.

WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).

1. Have you heard Red talk about Matt Cassel on Sunday? Holy Christ the guy had a 46 QB rating and the crazy SOB thinks he's the next Peyton Manning! Turner Gill Syndrome got him.

2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!

by jeff nixon September 20, 2010

Turner Scott Syndrome

Named after the autistic fuckboy Turner Scott, this disease is known as sending provocative pictures of ones own genitalia to women. The victims of Turner Scott syndrome also show signs of wearing retarded clothes and showing signs of homosexuality.

Verb: Damn dude i just Turner Scott'd that chick, she sent my dick pics to everyone in school.

Noun: Wow that guy makes some poor decisions regarding pictures of his genitalia, he must have Turner Scott syndrome.

by Turner Scott Syndrome December 31, 2017

turner thompson

A very well respected and good-looking man who is good at doing all things and gets many girls

Wow he's a really good Turner Thompson

by Jacob Elder January 9, 2018

turner court

Turner Court is a hood in South Dallas where is dangerous and gang related (Blood 232)

Turner Court 232 Bonton Bonton 007 is our lil bousin

by El Chucko December 22, 2018

Turner-10

The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.

Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.

Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.

by JB9903 October 28, 2020