Reverse Tumbleweed

When you're getting road head and come to the realization that it is so awful, you would rather sacrifice yourself and save the embarrassment of finishing. So you politely, yet firmly ask the giver to grab the wheel for a second. It is at this point whilst she grabs the wheel that you casually life the lock on the door and dive the fuck out.

Eric's car was stolen last night after he performed the fabled reverse tumbleweed. Afterwords he was rumored to have said it was a better fate.

by The Three Bustkateers January 21, 2009

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing around the street.

When driving into the city, I saw an urban tumbleweed blow across the road.

by Polkadude February 6, 2013

Michigan Tumbleweed

A piece of trash like a newspaper or a plastic shopping bag that's blowing along the ground like a tumbleweed.

Bum 1: Hey man, I'm cold, where did my newspaper go?

Bum 2: It's a Michigan Tumbleweed now.

Bum 1: Shit.

by NinjaBoi2 May 4, 2009

Ghetto Tumbleweed

any combination of indigenous dead plant life tangled with discarded hair weave, typically of kankelon fibers.

I was standing on the corner waiting for a John and a ghetto tumbleweed crossed my path.

by JanWicked October 12, 2011

Texas tumbleweed

After receiving "road-head" the driver opens the passenger door and kicks the bitch out.

Look at that bitch on the side road, she must be Texas tumbleweed.

by Craig Keaton July 12, 2003

American Tumbleweed

A shopping bag of some sort (e.g. Target, Wal-Mart, etc.) that is blown down the street by the wind in a very dramatic fashion. Will probably pollute the world, but will do so in style.

Is that a trash bag?" "Naw man, it's an American tumbleweed.

by Textersations June 5, 2011

president tumbleweed

An invasive Russian plant, that tumbles across the land, yet somehow managed to get elected.

President Tumbleweed held another rally today.

by WyteWydow April 29, 2020