Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume March 21, 2011

Treadmilling

The act of masturbation in short bursts to maintain a status of non climax.

guy 1: hey are you gonna bust soon?
guy 2: no im treadmilling itll never happen!

by adimo July 01, 2024

Treadmilling

Playing a TV Series as background noise and paying little to no attention to it while running through seasons.

I'm planning on treadmilling though the entire season 4 of The Office on Netflix today.

by _mollybdenum February 26, 2016

running on a treadmill

To have sex. Preferably on or near a treadmill.

Jared: What were you guys doing down there?
Joe: We were just running on a treadmill

by Big Poopie February 21, 2021