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Trader Woes

When shopping at Trader Joes for produce and one peers through the packaging, pours over all surfaces and thoroughly inspects the fruit or vegetable for signs of rot, finds none, purchases the produce and then when unpacking groceries at home finds the fruit or vegetables are in a state of decay and rotting.
Oh no! Trader Woes! I swear these apples looked perfect when I placed them in my basket at Trader Joes.
by rauri76 January 28, 2019
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Cherry Traders

Two virgins who lose their virginity to one another.
Jack and Dianne were saving their V cards until marriage, but they were left alone together one night at church camp and became cherry traders- now she's pregnant.
by Fattysnax October 29, 2021
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Cheese Trader

He’s that one guy on discord that everyone thinks is a stinky old man but is actually hot and sexy in real life
Have you seen that one guys body from discord?
You would think he isn’t hot definitely a cheese trader
by Michael Jordan the Star March 26, 2023
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Trader Joe'd

Used to describe when a company, for no known reason, cancels a popular product. This term is derived from Trader Joe grocery store's well known history of canceling popular food products with no explanation.
"It appears that this product has been Trader Joe'd".

" Looks like they've done a Trader Joe with that product you want.
by CAescapee April 27, 2023
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CC Traders

Foolish people; Often those who inflate the pricing of items despite their mediocrity.
Wait, why is such an item going for so much?! Damn, must be those CC Traders!
by Sus, amogla the 11th July 31, 2021
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Sleep Trader

The Act of trading Sleep for vigorous anal sex.
"Hayden Traded his sleep for a right rogering, He's such a Sleep Trader"
by Whatatreat July 11, 2016
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Trader Bomb

A classic jagerbomb shot dropped into a 12 oz cup of high volume beer and chugged.
Work this week was so bad I had a six pack of Trader Bombs
by P.Goose April 28, 2023
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