The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

South Asian Spice Trader

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.

Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!

by JMSNyo July 12, 2016

Sole Trader

A Sole Trader is, in the social psych sense, is someone who operates as a sole trader. They seek pleasant associations over friendships. Unlike they contemporary the lone wolf a sole trader has better relationships with its social groups and the broader community.

Cricketeer Damien Martyn is an example of a sole trader.

by the urban wordsmith January 23, 2013

Zoomer Trader

A Youtuber with a growing following whose content relies on making normies seethe and cope.

Person 1: “Have you heard of Zoomer Trader?”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s an incel”
Person 1: “It’s so over”

by Kali-47 April 8, 2023

roblox trader

A person who partakes in the commerce of virtual items called limiteds on the platform ROBLOX.

Combat has big value he is a roblox trader.
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Padrome has an autist magnet and makes so much money.
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Sentence example.

- I trade roblox items, I am a roblox trader.
- I was sexually abused by a roblox trader.
- I am a roblox trader, I hate poor people.

by Big Chev July 18, 2021

cock trader

(n) One without wit.

I wish Jeff well, but when he posted that black and white photograph of himself looking across the lake, I knew he was a cock trader.

by Josh Wafer January 1, 2009

cuban trader

one who "pumps and dumps" penny stocks trying to earn a living but ends up as a bagholder, enriching those much smarter than he.

My4ntoy is a famous cuban trader who has had his car repossessed because of losses trading penny stocks.

by kez;-) June 22, 2011