touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

by Papi' August 3, 2005

touchole

1.A well known Clines family term of endearment.
2.Irish American slang for asshole.

That guy at the Royal Palm bar was a touchole.

by Doctor Casey July 28, 2008

Soul Touching

In the Undertale fandom, it is how the gay couples have children by rubbing their souls together. Commonly used for Chara X Frisk fan fiction.

Chara and Frisk when to the bedroom for some soul touching.

by starverse September 28, 2017

Inappropriate Touching Tuesday

Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.

I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!

by *?*47 April 15, 2011

touchole

A person who acts like a "asshole"

Mr Sludge is the biggest touchole I know

by Tony September 18, 2003

Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

by Cool ore March 10, 2022

Touching France

The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.

It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.

by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008