tossed seizure salad 

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

tossed seizure salad by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

Tossed Fruit Salad 

The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser

that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!

Tossed Fruit Salad by bunnychanX3 December 12, 2012

tossed taco salad 

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

tossed taco salad by A. Friend October 7, 2007

salad tossed 

being owned in some way. Can be used very often in video games

(after a superior head shot) FUCK YEA! SALAD TOSSED!

You boys ready to toss their salads?

salad tossed by TDBank October 2, 2009

Salad Tossed 

getting a handjob from someone

have u ever had your salad tossed

Salad Tossed by Jaden Black May 9, 2017

tossed like salad 

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

tossed like salad by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006

tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.

oral butthole tossed feta salad tossed feta salad

tossed feta salad by Fartel Cluggins May 13, 2014