Torpoodo

A turd expelled at an extremely accelerated rate due to a simultaneous poop fart as the turd exits the anus

"I had to dry my butt cheeks after they were hit with the splash from firing a torpoodo."

by Poots_McGee August 21, 2016

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011

Tomwood

A stage in animals lives when they go through mass homosexual (attemped) breeding, this normaly results in injury to one of the males rear ends.

That monkey is going through tomwood.

by dan is my slave! May 8, 2003

Tampoon

(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.

My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.

by LazloLion May 30, 2010

tampoons

Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.

That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!

by Uncle Kurtie November 13, 2006

Tompoozle

A pastry consisting of a creamy layer between soft biscuits mainly being eaten in Belgium and the Netherlands. Usually the top layer has a pink icing, but the color of the icing changes to orange when the Dutch celebrate the queens birthday.

How do you eat a tompoozle?

by PoozlePuff July 18, 2011

Tomfoolerer

A person who engages in tomfoolery. Other names for a Tomfoolerer include;
"total utter bastard"
"complete cock"
"pissing idiot"

Person 1: "Tom's got his cock out in the lesson...again."

Person 2: "what a Tomfoolerer!"

by Argyle Ben March 7, 2009