Tombee - the angst god and king of angst, the best writer of angst.
The angst god
Basically the best god
The angst god
Basically the best god
“Have you heard of Tombee?”
“No, whos that?”
“Well obviously, the angst god! Can’t believe you don’t know them.”
“No, whos that?”
“Well obviously, the angst god! Can’t believe you don’t know them.”
by CryoCat May 25, 2022
Charbee: I now pronounce you, Tombee, queen bee.
Tombee: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Literally everyone: Tombee is so awesome oh my ogd
Tombee: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Literally everyone: Tombee is so awesome oh my ogd
by kingt0mz November 11, 2021
Hooking up with your past conquests.
It's not cheating if you're tomb raiding.
by SashaLBC September 17, 2013
by ZaMaRaY. April 13, 2024
A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”
When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”