toejam

that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam

tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

Toenail

Toenail is a person who is loyal, creative, and a joy to talk to. She lights up the world of everyone who is friend's with her and makes an effort to make connections with people who might not know anyone yet. She is a talented writer, roleplayer, and singer, even if she denies it at every possible chance.

We stan Toenail.

by bxsquejo- July 11, 2019

toejam & earl

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

thefakesoundofprogress

thefakesoundofprogress is the debut album from the Welsh rock band lostprophets. Released in 2000, it was recorded in one week for around £6000, & while originally intended as a demo went on to be released on Visible Noise Records. When the band signed to Columbia Records in 2001 it was partly re-recorded, remixed & re-released (notably combining many of the between track interludes into the end of songs, shortening the tracklisting) much to the chagrin of fans of the earlier release. This new version was released under Visible Noise in the UK. It includes the singles "Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" and "The Fake Sound of Progress".

Often seen as the heaviest of the first three lostprophets albums, many fans regard thefakesoundofprogress as the band's best effort to date.

Track listing
1. "Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" – 2:47
2. "The Fake Sound of Progress" – 5:32
3. "Five is a Four Letter Word" – 4:24
4. "... And She Told Me To Leave" – 5:55
5. "Kobrakai" – 5:33
6. "The Handsome Life of Swing" – 3:49
7. "A Thousand Apologies" – 4:06
8. "Still Laughing" – 5:43
9. "For Sure" – 4:20
10. "Awkward" – 4:24
11. "Ode to Summer" – 3:15

Original Track Listing
This is the track listing to the original LP (2000) before it was re-recorded, re-mixed and re-released in 2001 in UK and the US.

1. "Obscure Intro"
2. "Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja"
3. "The Fake Sound of Progress"
4. "Interude"
5. "Five is a Four Letter Word"
6. "... And She Told Me To Leave"
7. "Interlude"
8. "Kobrakai"
9. "The Handsome Life of Swing"
10. "Interlude"
11. "A Thousand Apologies"
12. "Still Laughing"
13. "Interlude"
14. "For Sure"
15. "Awkward"
16. "Ode to Summer"

thefakesoundofprogress, first album, possibly the best

by Scarer August 11, 2006

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its a word similar to the n word except only jackson g can say it

what up my Æøålöłūßâßūšçàñßūšçàñéÿpøbłtîšïmüá-hā-ßàmßàmškÿà-dúrú-toèbà-ñya-e-tīń-lèy-îśhtéÿo-léš-éńtö-yei

by jackson gravyboat August 26, 2019

Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.

Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!

by Tree-man19 May 9, 2019

Toetard

Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross

Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019