chocolate toboggan

1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.

To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.

by Budd Licker October 25, 2007

Tobocular

A secret word that can me anything you want it to mean as long as you use it in the right way. It could be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun etc

" Your such a fukkin tobocular"
JIm toboculared at Nancy
" Boy do you know how mcuh i want to tobocular you"
" Eww Jerika is sooo tobocular"

by jizzindapantsman March 21, 2009

frozen toboggan

Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.

Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.

by Capt. Luge Splooge February 25, 2014

Dick Toboggan

Uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?

Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.

by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022

Chinese Toboggan

The act of having set doggie style while riding the person like a toboggan down a flight of stairs. Pulling of the rider's hair/arms is also acceptable as to keep injury to a minimum. - I have to credit this phrase to a girl I know who told it to me at the beach one day...

Dude, I gave this chick a chinese toboggan last night and her stomach is bright red from the ride!

by jhendrix0722 August 18, 2010

the toboggon

The toboggon is a another ridiculous sex move usually used to hurt your girlfriend, breaking up with her, or just because you think its fun. When you are having sex with the girl doggy style, push her down the stairs while still riding her, and hold on for the ride.

"Yeah I rode the toboggon down my stairs last night. My black eye is what my girlfriend gave me for doing it."

by Themechanic0987 May 25, 2006

"frozen tobogan"

The act of (male or female) defecating, freezing the defecation, and using the frozen fecal matter to make love to someone's hole.

I totally gave Marcy a "frozen tobogan" with some leftover shit I had in the freezer.

by rose kent August 11, 2007