hotdog tornado shelter

When she (or he) gives you that absolute tornado sloppy toppy while your wearing a chastity cage.

Bro, my gf gave me a hotdog tornado shelter last night! It was high key rad af.

by DankVaselineDaddy October 20, 2022

Shelter Island,N.Y.

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.

“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.

by I KAN SPEEL August 25, 2023

Is The Bomb Shelter Secure?

When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.

Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?

by Hawkeye312457 August 26, 2009

low barrier shelter

A shelter that allows high or drunk people in at any time during operating hours. Behave and they can stay. Misbehave, time to go. The barriers to getting in are low.

I sent the drunk lady to the low barrier shelter.

by Igvasgdasigt February 21, 2018

PeTA Pet Shelter

A trash dumpster. That members of PeTA used to "dumped" potentally adoptable puppies,dogs,cats,& kittens after killing them with a leathel injection.

Jimmy found a dead cat in a Peta Pet Shelter the other day outside at a local supermarket.

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

Blackberry Bomb Shelter

The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.

1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.

by Dr. Debutante January 13, 2008

Santa's Reindeer Shelter

A warm, cheery shelter for homeless reindeer in need. Served 3.1415926535 reindeer and counting! Located in convenient places near you! Go to your local reindeer shelter today and adopt a loving pet you've always wanted. Call 772-257-4661 today and adopt a reindeer for a low price of 34¢. Pick up the phone today!

Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(

KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*

Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*

by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010