beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.

(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."

by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009

Tinkerer

A character who enjoys and excels working with metal objects, like olden shotguns and tomahawks.

Matt wields a tomahawk like a tinkerer.

by jaggededge April 7, 2011

ticketmaster

an act of sexual deviation

see: anal rape

I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days

by Jo_sh July 7, 2007

Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

by cesiophile August 28, 2014

Tike

It's a ship/couple name for Mike Chang (played by Harry Shum Jr.) and Tina Cohen Chang (played by Jenna Ushkowitz) from TV show Glee. They also known as Asian Fusion, Mina, McTina Cohen-Chang-Chang, or Chang Squared.

They got together between season 1 and season 2, at an Asian Camp where both of them are camp counselors. This couple is the longest lasting couple in Glee, because they have been dating for the entire two seasons (season 2 and 3), a total of 44 episodes.

They. Are. So. Freaking. Adorable.

Even their portrayers share a same birthdate, at April 28.

A: Tike is so cute on last night's episode!! They are my OTP forever!!
B: I know right!! But sadly they didn't get a lot of screen times...
A: Yeah, Glee is always giving us Finchel over and over again..

by chang squared July 23, 2012

Tinkerbell

With blonde hair and a huge personality a Tinkerbell sweetest and more caring person, you can imagine. Tinkerbell is a person who brings joy where ever they go. Often time Tinkerbell gets jealous easily and tends to need a lot of attention. Tinkerbells are very loyal even if they don't have the right word to give advice, they are always there for you. They are beautiful inside and out and while people might be scared or freaked out of them at first glance, it is not long till they realize how amazing a Tinkerbell is. She is loud and crazy and sometimes obnoxious but you can't help to love them anyways.

Who is your best friend?
It's Tinkerbell, because she is the best.

by tormented-anguish February 3, 2021

Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.

I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.

by mad genius December 5, 2010