tits

a great source of blackmale used by girls x

if you dont buy me that dimond necklace , you wont touch my tits !

by lou lou February 21, 2005

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a term getting fame from the movie "Girl Next Door" reffering to something in a positive light.

"Partied with Matty last night - Guy's the tits."

by jamesthe3rd February 13, 2006

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(Origin- British)

A complete and utterly stupid human being; one who is completely blind to obvious things and ask entirely too many dumb questions, or points out the blatantly obvious to everyone around them.

Soap: Armed, armed with what?

Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you TIT!

- Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

by eyy ooo January 14, 2009

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A weapon,found in pairs attached to the upper torso of a woman.When used to full effect by a well experienced 'Titty Master' the pair of 'Tits' can grip and squeeze a male penis so hard that it will burst.

(2 blokes in a pub) Bloody ell mate, last night in the bath with me bird, she were givin me a soapy, and she pushed em together like and i exploded all in er face.

by pobby December 16, 2003

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