Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010

covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

Tinkle Tavern

Slang word for 'bathroom'

"I got to take a piss. Where's the tinkle tavern?"

by ACEstrigon009 June 19, 2014

tinker tinkle

While urinating, occupying oneself with at least one free hand, usually with a small electronic device such as a smart phone. Used by Ruxin on the FX television series "The League."

I had to tinker tinkle, after I went to a public urinal, to continue texting my friend.

by Balf October 12, 2013

tinkle-inkling

That first moment when the thought crosses your mind, "I think I have to pee".

I was so close to drifting off to sleep when I got the tinkle-inkling. As tired as I was, I knew peeing then would let me sleep later in the morning.

by lyvancic December 16, 2010

Tinkle Sprinkle

One of those small droplets that fly out of your stream of piss.

Don't forget to clean the left over tinkle sprinkle on the toliet.

by Jonny Teh Duck April 30, 2015

wrinkle tinkle

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022