tinker tinkle

While urinating, occupying oneself with at least one free hand, usually with a small electronic device such as a smart phone. Used by Ruxin on the FX television series "The League."

I had to tinker tinkle, after I went to a public urinal, to continue texting my friend.

by Balf October 12, 2013

tinkle-inkling

That first moment when the thought crosses your mind, "I think I have to pee".

I was so close to drifting off to sleep when I got the tinkle-inkling. As tired as I was, I knew peeing then would let me sleep later in the morning.

by lyvancic December 16, 2010

Tinkle Dance

The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.

Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!

by x BILKO x September 30, 2016

Tinkle Sprinkle

One of those small droplets that fly out of your stream of piss.

Don't forget to clean the left over tinkle sprinkle on the toliet.

by Jonny Teh Duck April 30, 2015

Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin

Wow that's butthole tinkle right there

by Boooobahbooo March 13, 2017

wrinkle tinkle

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022

covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020