tila nguyen

the asian paris hilton... but with slightly less talent

seriously... judging from her biography, tila nguyen's done nothing except drugs before being 'discovered' by playboy. i guess some people are luckier than others

by anonymous henchman May 27, 2006

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Tila Tequila

1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.

2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.

3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.

"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"

"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."

by The Planet Earth September 12, 2009

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TLAM

Kappa Alpha Theta abbreviation for "Theta love and mine"

Big: You're the best!
Little: No, you're the best!!
Big: TLAM <3
Little: TLAM <3

by TLAM1870 January 5, 2012

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Tila Tequila

A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.

Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.

by I love lamp. February 21, 2009

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Tila Tequila

Some "Famous" So CalledBisexual myspace Whore who has millions Of "Friends" On myspace.
She HAD A Crappy show Called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.

Tila Tequila:LIKE OMG! I GOT A AWESOME PLAIN TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS IM GOING TO PRETEND TO BE BISEXUAL AND SLEEP WITH AN MTV Producer FOR I CAN HAVE MY OWN SHOW!!
YAY!!

by 3mos-r-cool October 18, 2008

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