Skip to main content

Thundercunt 

An overweight pretentious friend-whore who thinks her shit doesn't stink and that everyone is below her, despite higher IQs, better test scores, and overall better personalities. Not to mention, this is the kind of individual who ruins a perfect GPA with an entry level class, and pretends it's everyone's fault but her own. She has no regard for friends feelings and feigns interest in the lives of her friends. She's a sociopath.
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): Did you hear about Brianna Fisher?
Brad Pitt (as self): No, what about her?
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): She's a raging thundercunt! Even more-so than myself! That's quite the accomplishment, considering I'm flaming vagina.
Brad Pitt (as self): OH MY GOSH! I better not have sex with that bitch!
Thundercunt mug front
Get the Thundercunt mug.
See more merch

Thundercunt 

a butch, stretch pants wearing, orange fleece wearing, tanorexic from new jersey with a large FUPA.

previously thought to be in a lesbian relationship with her minion but recently has been spotted making out with post-op female to male transexual.
"I can't believe that thundercunt stole the election for class rep."
Thundercunt by dirtydeblumpkin January 18, 2009

thundercunt 

A great void of an abyss which sucks all existence into its gaping maw; hell.

Someone who is a massive cunt.
1. Sieg is such a massive thundercunt; whenever he opens his mouth lightning and thunder come out.

2. That thundercunt sucked up all the food in the house, now what am I supposed to do?
thundercunt by pseudowang May 28, 2013

Thundercunt 

1. an extremely loud queef or fart
2. an extremely loud noise that resembles a loud queef or fart
3. another name for idiot or moron
4. parody name for the Thundercats
1. Man that was one epic Thundercunt!
2. That car totally made a thundercunt!
3. You Thundercunt, you broke my glasses!
4. Thundercats, HO!!!
Thundercunt by 32uno October 1, 2009

thundercunt 

Robyn- A person who will help you hide body.
Helping me get away with murder makes you my favourite Thundercunt
thundercunt by bahthundercunt April 8, 2017

thundercunt 

a mega bitch. like a serious piece of fuckin work. the cuntiest of cunts. you know exactly the type i mean, you probably just thought of like at least 5 people. you can only describe true scum of the cunts as a thundercunt. some say when used correctly, thunder rumbles. true story man
some bitch named patricia=thundercunt

ex2: “oh god here she comes, the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted. the ultra supreme THUNDERCUNT!”
thundercunt by thotici January 3, 2019

thundercunt 

Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!
thundercunt by waynealexander August 28, 2016