Thundercunt

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler

Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!

by thundercuntslopolous April 14, 2016

Thundercunt

~a word used to describe only the dickiest of people, not to be associated with mcniggas

Hey, can we invite Saskia to your party?

Uh, no she is a sketty thundercunt

by ComebackCunt January 22, 2017

Thundercunt

one whose cuntiness is so advanced you brace for impact

fuck get ready thundercunt is coming!

by puk nyoman August 10, 2017

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

Thundercunt

a) an electric sex toy used for masturbation that resembles a cunt

b) brand name for the above mentioned

c) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest bitches out there. Trumps bitch, whore, cunt, etc.

a) Man, don't use a pocket pussy! Get a thundercunt.

b) The Thundercunt is one of the electric fake pussies on the market today

c) That thundercunt hung up on me!

by Loins April 02, 2008

Thundercunt

Catchy word for someone who is a cunt, can also be used in conjunction with the words Kentucky and Fried

Person one: Heeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeey

Person two: Get that video up from the party you Thundercunt.

by HariboJDB October 14, 2008

Thundercunt

An overweight pretentious friend-whore who thinks her shit doesn't stink and that everyone is below her, despite higher IQs, better test scores, and overall better personalities. Not to mention, this is the kind of individual who ruins a perfect GPA with an entry level class, and pretends it's everyone's fault but her own. She has no regard for friends feelings and feigns interest in the lives of her friends. She's a sociopath.

Tom Cruise (as Lestat): Did you hear about Brianna Fisher?
Brad Pitt (as self): No, what about her?
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): She's a raging thundercunt! Even more-so than myself! That's quite the accomplishment, considering I'm flaming vagina.
Brad Pitt (as self): OH MY GOSH! I better not have sex with that bitch!

by righteousbitch15412185387call June 17, 2009