there were no pips from

when sb especially a child doesn't make noise because they are scared.

I don't like to hear even pips from you.
The teacher punished him in a way that there were no pips from him up to the end of the class.

by Alishahbaz May 12, 2010

Frosty tree

When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes

Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night

by Sub September 26, 2017

there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted

Urban Dictionary spelling wrong

I got "there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted" when I typed gibberish

by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022

There once was a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.

by moekatoek March 23, 2021

frog in a tree

A frog in a tree is someone who is just completely and totally random. You would usually call this person just plain random, but they have taken it to such an extreme that random is really not a strong enough word.

She is so random; she's like a frog in a tree.

by Durbin November 14, 2007