3 touch rule

When you want another person to know your attracted to them or if you wonder if they are atrracted to you; use the 3 touch rule.

The 3 touch rule means if person A touches, in any manner whatsoever, Person B 1 time on 3 separate occasions at 1 event then he/she is into you. The more touches the better.

(At Party) I don't know if she likes me like that.
Use the 3 touch rule?
the 3 touch what?
Did she touch you 3 times yet?
Now that you mention it, yes.

She's into you.

by KRONARE December 18, 2014

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022

torpedo's touch

the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..

Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)

by l1111on April 24, 2017

Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

French touch

A loose term describing the influence of the French on electronic music, especially house. French house artists, notably Cassius (Philippe Zdar, Boom Bass), Daft Punk (Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Thomas Bangalter), and Étienne de Crécy, popularized the using of samples from disco records of the late 70's/early 80's and running those samples through different filters and phasers on computers, creating a funky, "new disco" style of house distinct from the Chicago style popular in the mid-90s. Today, it usually describes any electronic music obviously influenced by French (like Louis La Roche) as well as new electronic acts that actually are French (like Justice).

Daft Punk's album, Discovery, has that special French touch that I love.

by pilgor777 November 12, 2011

No touch top

"No touch top" refers to someone who is not heterosexual who prefers to give rather than receive

"Hey girl, how'd your hookup go?"

"It was great, she's a no touch top so it was all me. I made sure to participate in aftercare with her as well to make sure everything was alright."

by Shy~Sadist May 19, 2020

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003