Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them

What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

Chaired

When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.

Bro got so chaired last night

by Bob Henry The Goat November 8, 2020

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades

Jeff: Comfy chair

Ryan: Nah it really isn't comfy. that chair is scratchy

by DGETSDTHHGS April 16, 2020

Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX November 26, 2019

The Chair

For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.

For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.

Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.

by CrazyAllCaps November 19, 2017

Chair

The hottest thing since trees. Chair is a very fine fellow that lives in many places but spends most of its time in LA.

"Have you seen Chair?"
"I sat on him earlier, why?"

by GalaxyFoxx2008 February 14, 2023