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Therapissed

being rly mad at a therapist.
therapist: bob, you dont seem to to be happy with me right now.

bob: ur right. im not happy. im therapissed!
by meowmix26 July 31, 2011
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Kylie the "Sex Therapist"

On-Air radio "Therapist", (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY). She's a truly genuine person, a charming girl with a heart of gold, sarcastic sense of humour, and extremely intelligent.
Not to mention absolutely incredible boobs, she will knock you off your feet with just one stare. She's got this sexy geek look with the perfect little glasses, and a love of Spider-man. Known to be one of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Without a doubt, the hottest red head in radio.
"Did you go out last night?"

"No, Kylie the "Sex Therapist" was on the radio."

"Dude, I can't believe I missed it! She's the best and so smoking hot!"
by JoeyForrest June 17, 2011
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Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
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therapist

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.
Melissa is my therapist.
by Michael Duy January 11, 2004
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therapist

Oh my gosh! That guy is a therapist! Be careful!
by Beccaboo September 11, 2012
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Therapize

To attempt to perform therapy on someone.
"Don't try to therapize me!"
"I'm going to therapize Petey. He's too dependant on human touch."
by Therapize August 19, 2014
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therapist daddy

a functional term to describe a thoughtful, caring, good listener who is male identifying and also sexually appealing
"Did you see Dr. Y today in his sweater vest? He's such a #therapistdaddy"

"Joe is a total therapist daddy, he's ACTUALLY listens to me when I talk about my day...but that makes me want to suck his dick!"
by katie2313 May 18, 2021
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