Vortex of Awesomeness

When a womans vag eats part of their pants.

Matt said "Holy shit! look at that vortex of awesomeness!!!"

Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.

Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.

by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 7, 2010

polar vortex

A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."

Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.

My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.

by dazed.konfuzed January 4, 2014

Vocal vortex

A person who, once they start talking, will not shut the fuck up; an inescapable conversation.

I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!

by drkrappenschitz May 21, 2018

vortex club

A club in schools that mostly consists of spoiled/rich/popular people

i cant believe they added a stupid vortex club to school

by thisistheonlydefiniotioniwillp May 14, 2016

vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.

Dude that was a vomit Vortex

by warion July 13, 2010

Vortex of Fuck

When you get sucked into someone else's drama

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.

by Rubymonster April 19, 2018

DST Vortex

DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.

Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.

by gbot November 16, 2007