Typewriter

When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns

Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!

by GaryBoy420 June 27, 2019

Devil’s Typewriter

Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.

“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”

by Basiloid April 26, 2020

typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020

typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).

Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what

by i am child May 12, 2022

typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020

typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard

Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?

by anonymous October 9, 2023

The Typewriter

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”

Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter

by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025