Golden Tripod

Three Jewish men crossing swords.

While watching porn, I came across a perfect example of the golden tripod.

by Hockey Photography Lover December 3, 2021

Tripod Statement

A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.

Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."

by Wee Knees June 14, 2019

Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

Tripod Kickstand

when you have a penis long enough to use as a tripod so you don't need to use your legs.

"Man Solee this trek is killing me man, where all the trees at, i might whip out the tripod kickstand and rest for a while"

by Otungarei February 15, 2009

dueling tripods

After facing your opponent in a standard tripod position, kick repeatedly until one falls.

Joe dominated Katie in a classic match of dueling tripods.

by Joe Daniels March 12, 2007

Inverted tripod

One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.

Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me

other kid: what happened?

Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod

other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?

by raptorjesus99 August 16, 2009

tommy tripod

Used to describe the penis of a man by the name of Thomas, also known as Tommy. The penis of a Thomas is abnormally large, and often mistaken for an extra limb. This gives the appearance of three legs, resembling a tripod stand for a camera.

Damn, look Thomas S. over there. I fantasize about him in bed. I've heard he has a tommy tripod!

Thomas looks like he would have a tommy tripod, but in reality he has the smallest dick to mankind.

by CONTRABANDAZALEA January 7, 2018