Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Swamp donkey

A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass

"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"

by Limonlime funyon June 24, 2023

Swamp donkey

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.

by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022

Swamp Donkey

A home run in baseball.

He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.

by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023

Swamp donkey

Canadian slang for the majestic moose

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!

by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019

Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters

I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.

by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019