stone the crows 

An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.

"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"

"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"

stone the crows by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone 

One of the best videos on youtube full of the greatest old memes and is one of the best to watch with the fam

damn I wish harry potter and the noscopers stone was more popular

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone by funkeee potateees January 28, 2019

Kiss The Blarney Stone 

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

Kiss The Blarney Stone by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

stone the crow 

finally found the damn definition:
it is an expression referring to an outlandish event (per perspective).

Acceptable uses:
"I can't believe that ol Rock bought a new Cadillac - might as well stone the crow."

"Ol Rock said 'fuck off' to his boss and up and quit... can't say I'd ever stone that crow."

"A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't help what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old tale.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
I fought as hard as yesterday
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.
-Down, "Stone the Crow", from NOLA"

stone the crow by hargalaten March 17, 2004

stone the crow 

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die

my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow

stone the crow by Pierre Eversham May 14, 2016

the turning stone casino 

A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.

Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.

the turning stone casino by letsget along May 29, 2017

stone the crow 

Stone the crow(s): an exclamation of surprise and/or annoyance, similar to "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" or "If that don't take the cake!" British. Famously said by Jim Broadbent upon winning Best Supporting Actor at the 74th Academy Awards. See OED under "stone" and "crow" for more. Also, phrases.org.uk .

‘Stone the crows!’ stormed Stanley.

Stone the crows, what's up, mate? Has Australia got the blues?

Cor stone the crows, he thought, this could go on till Christmas.

stone the crow by Artekka December 23, 2010