me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
by 123beetree June 9, 2019
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"Bro, you can't go out with her again, she's like a 50 on the KT Scale. I bet she's a lizard human or refers to her pets as "Kids"."
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A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.
by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009
Get the The Flush Scale mug.just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)
dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!
by earpuller November 22, 2010
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A-Cup=Kumquats.
B-Cup=Tangerines.
C-Cup=Lemons.
D-Cup=Oranges.
DD-Cup=Grapefruits.
A-Cup=Kumquats.
B-Cup=Tangerines.
C-Cup=Lemons.
D-Cup=Oranges.
DD-Cup=Grapefruits.
by towel73 October 13, 2010
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"dude, we went boardin' today and I landed a jump that was totally insane off the richter scale."
"shveet!"
"shveet!"
by ~zamalzia! January 7, 2009
Get the off the richter scale mug.A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008
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