The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
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Get the butter reader mug.A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
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"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
by flashwildecard August 24, 2016
Get the reader's remorse mug.Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.
Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
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