person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.
by TV's Katie January 22, 2021
Get the butter readermug. A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
by Couch_King October 2, 2022
Get the book-readermug. Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
Get the Pussy Readermug. The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
Get the Matthew readermug. "I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
Get the Meter Readermug. by korky1318 October 22, 2011
Get the penis readermug. Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.
Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
by the fucks i give May 10, 2017
Get the Great Readermug.