mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.

That guy is the mortar focker.

by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016

South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

Brick-and-mortar

A sexual move in which, just prior to orgasming, a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's abdomen and then immediately proceeds to lay down on top of his partner. The two then cease all activity and remain still until they fall asleep. When they awake the next morning, they find themselves glued together, sealed by the adhesive property of dried semen. This vertical stack of man and woman resembles two bricks in a wall stuck together by mortar.

The brick-and-mortar: perhaps the most intense display of true affection. Just as the bricks in the wall remain sealed and steadfast, so do the man and woman.

by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024

Mortar

When you jizz you hit your ceiling

I shot a mortar yesterday

by Demarcus DeQuarius Bartholomew October 3, 2020

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

I love to use mortars after hours

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Mortaring

V. The act of a male pissing in a high arc of 60-90°, almost vertically into a urinal
Past tense: mortared

“Everybody was really impressed with the height of my mortaring!”

by @NNG1911 September 3, 2025