by trich010 November 20, 2010
an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!
Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?
Pam: What?
Joe: You're ham!
OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!
*Ham girl walking by in confusion*
-Guy walks into a group of girls-
Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?
Pam: What?
Joe: You're ham!
OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!
*Ham girl walking by in confusion*
-Guy walks into a group of girls-
Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
by TheAlmightyBasedLord September 29, 2011
She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.
That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!
That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!
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