An morbidly enlarged clitoris. Usually caused by steroids abuse or just plain dyke-ness.
Women with large Gonzoes will flaunt proudly, often slapping unsuspecting victims in the face, before engaging in fights to prove their superiority.
Women with large Gonzoes will flaunt proudly, often slapping unsuspecting victims in the face, before engaging in fights to prove their superiority.
"Dude, the other night I was getting to bang this chick and found out she had a HUGE gonzo. Needless to say, I ended up with a sore butthole..."
Don't mess with the Gonzo. The Gonzo will destroy you.
Don't mess with the Gonzo. The Gonzo will destroy you.
by saponix January 7, 2010
Get the Gonzomug. Crazy, possible, messed up shit that there is no real word that can describe the situation or topic.
by Jono villa Lex the rex January 20, 2006
Get the Gonzomug. A term used to describe the firmness of a male penis after looking at a female. This term is usually used in between a "Chub" and "Full Erection/Straight up."
"The stripper wasn't that hot, she only gave me a gonzo."
(After a good night) "Damn if I wasn't drunk she would have gotten a Straight up; instead she had to have fun with my Gonzo."
(After a good night) "Damn if I wasn't drunk she would have gotten a Straight up; instead she had to have fun with my Gonzo."
by N. Hayward October 9, 2008
Get the Gonzomug. Gonzo
goh⋅n⋅zo
noun, adjective
A)-noun
1. A individual who is arrogant; pertly self-assertive; conceited, does not take criticism well, if not at all.
B)-adjective
1. A cocky person.
goh⋅n⋅zo
noun, adjective
A)-noun
1. A individual who is arrogant; pertly self-assertive; conceited, does not take criticism well, if not at all.
B)-adjective
1. A cocky person.
A)Ex. My brother is sadly, a gonzo, he always thinks he is right.
B)Ex. The gonzo Olympic swimmer did not finish the race, as he was very arrogant, and would not take advice.
B)Ex. The gonzo Olympic swimmer did not finish the race, as he was very arrogant, and would not take advice.
by RektalFunk January 28, 2009
Get the Gonzomug. Scottie Pippen is definitely a gonzo.
by Alisha April 22, 2005
Get the gonzomug. The act of raising ones testicles slightly up above the shaft of their penis, thus making your member resemble gonzo, the lovable muppet.
When presented with the fruitbowl by his naked friend in the locker room, Adam P. retorted by showing his hetro friend with the gonzo
by Papawood December 8, 2003
Get the gonzomug. When your situation resembles gonzo's nose from the muppets.
Can be attributed heavy drug use, savage jungle bushs (inless your from the 70's) and or your just about anything that gets you going, but their is just somthing missing.
Cure: viagra, castration depends on if you a half full or half empty kinda guy...
Can be attributed heavy drug use, savage jungle bushs (inless your from the 70's) and or your just about anything that gets you going, but their is just somthing missing.
Cure: viagra, castration depends on if you a half full or half empty kinda guy...
So I was totally ready to go then she revealed her savage jungle bush and my junk went straight gonzo.
Shit, here bro pop these you'll be fucking fat bitches in no time
Shit, here bro pop these you'll be fucking fat bitches in no time
by His Dudeness the Duder February 8, 2007
Get the Gonzomug.